You saw me walking down the street,
A familiar face,
We get to talking; "How's it going?" "That's so neat!"
I can't remember your name...
I can't remember your name,
But I'm still talking to you,
I can't remember your name,
But at least I'm pretty sure that you forgot mine too...
Nope.
You completely remember my name,
and my hobbies and accomplishments,
and now I'm feeling like a huge dick,
except, "huge dick" sort of sounds like a compliment,
I'm feeling like the smallest dick in the world.
So, I go to plan-B.
I call you buddy, my amigo, my friend,
but I don't feel friendly,
And I know I just asked about your wife but deep down inside I'd really like if this polite exchange would end.
There's nothing I wouldn't do,
Just to have another friend walk through,
Who I could introduce to you,
And then you would be forced to make and introduction and say "Hello my name is..." whatever it is!
But I just can't do that.
I've got to take a shot in the dark.
I have no idea what your name is,
But I'm gonna say it's Jake... ob... Jacob?
credits
from Cuddle Machine,
released June 22, 2017
Featuring Paul Heredia as "Marc"
Written, Produced, and Performed by Todd Risenmay